Every now and then I gotta take a little break from my managerment duties and get a little action. This time, the action came to me – I met a hot little number at the store who invited me to come by for a morning date so that we could “do some yogurt…” I had no idea what the hell that meant, but that chick looked like she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, so I agreed.
It wasn’t exactly what I had in mind. Went a little something like this…
This is a bunch of kooky people that I think were sort of making fun of me in Austin. I don’t have much to say about this one. Not sure if it’s true or not, but they do say that flattery is the most sincere form of imitation. So put that in your pipe and smoke it.
A while back I was in Austin with the boys, to book some gigs and work on some stuff and hang out with the ladies… you know how it is. One night I went to some sort of 32Bit Giggling Squid party or something like that, and it turned out to be a real bamboozeler, complete with burlesque shows, beerz and more burlesque shows. It was wild and crazy and it was a night that I’m very very proud of and I think you will be, too. And if not, you can go screw yourself.
That’s right, people, I had to sleep with a few people to get this to happen, of course, but my band Sonic Love Tonic won the last segment of Battle of the Bands and is now moving on the the finals. The finals, people, the FINALS!! If they win there, they go on to Hollywood and then Germany (which is way over there in Europe, just so you know) and then I get a pile of money and I can retire. After i share a little bit with the boys, of course…
Anyhow, I need your help once again in order for me… I mean them… to win. You need to buy a $15 ticket for the show, which is on July 10 at Mighty in San Francisco. You can talk to me or one of the members in the band or go to this page on MySpacebook and find out all the details…
Here’s a little video reminder for those of you who have trouble with the big words I use:
Sonic Love Tonic is in Battle of the Bands Round 2 Friday May 1st. That means get off your lazy asses and get over there!
The band plays for 30 about minutes (about 6 songs) starting at 8pm, or until I tell them to stop. There are eight bands and SLT sucks the least, so you gotta see this to believe it. Round 2, like the first round, is basically a popularity contest so I need you to come. Every fifth person in attendance will receive a brand new Dodge Dart. Ask for Lonnie, he’ll set you up with that shit.
You can hang out with me and the girls afterward and buy us drinks or move on to your next event of the evening in plenty of time. Just beware I’ll be taking notes about who does what. I’ll be calling roll as usual. Checkmarks will be given. Don’t fuck up.
If my announcement video is not showing up on your 8-track player, click here to watch it on Utubes.
Tickets are $10 if you get them in advance. $15 at the door. Worth every freakin’ penny.
The drinks that you’ll be buying for me range from $6 to $15, so plan accordingly.
Rock It Room
406 Clement Street, San Francisco
8pm (but come a little bit earlier if possible)
rock and roll, baby… ROCK AND ROLL!
jonny love hammersmith
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