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Yogurt

Posted in Chicks!, Jonny Love LIVE! with tags , , , , , , on 5 August 2009 by Jonny

Every now and then I gotta take a little break from my managerment duties and get a little action. This time, the action came to me – I met a hot little number at the store who invited me to come by for a morning date so that we could “do some yogurt…” I had no idea what the hell that meant, but that chick looked like she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, so I agreed.

It wasn’t exactly what I had in mind. Went a little something like this…

The Big Interview

Posted in Sonic Love Tonic with tags , , , , on 7 May 2009 by Jonny

All right, so every now and then a good band manager has to put his boys in front of the press and let them sit down poolside and do an interview together. It’s a good idea if you stand around as much as possible and try to make sure that the boys don’t start talking a bunch of bulloney either. Or crap. No nonsense, no crap, no bulloney…

Whateva, it’s good to let the camera lenses and microphones in every now and then so that word can start to germinate and inseminate in the masses. And that’s important when your band has an album coming out called Never Ever … Were… Was… or some shit like that.

I need a cocktail. Just watch this:

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