Every now and then I gotta take a little break from my managerment duties and get a little action. This time, the action came to me – I met a hot little number at the store who invited me to come by for a morning date so that we could “do some yogurt…” I had no idea what the hell that meant, but that chick looked like she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, so I agreed.
It wasn’t exactly what I had in mind. Went a little something like this…
